Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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