Me. At least after what I've been through.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Randomize
