So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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