I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
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I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
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lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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