I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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