Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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