i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
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Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
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forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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