she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I supernannyed him into submission
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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