I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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