The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
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He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
he's gonorrhea incarnate
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
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i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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