Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I would fuck him just for his dog
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