I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
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Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
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It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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