there's paper in my vomit.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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