you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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