I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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