do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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