Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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