brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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