i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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