So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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