so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
operation have a gay friend backfired
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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