She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
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I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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