why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
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He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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