So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
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WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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