you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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