why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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