Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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