I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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