I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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