He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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