She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
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New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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