That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
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Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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