You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
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You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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