Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
