I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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