1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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