he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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