dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I just found puke in my bra..
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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