Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
she peed on how many people?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
We need a shit load of segways right now
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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