In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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