I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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