tell your sister to shave her snatch
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
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The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
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Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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