I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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