at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
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I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
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I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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