Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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