"it" just moved
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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