He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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