There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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