I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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