I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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