I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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