your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
