they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
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I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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