ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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