She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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