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(905): View more from Toronto

I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?

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(954): View more from Florida

Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.

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(216): View more from Ohio

5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea

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(309): View more from Illinois

I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”

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